...I know you're a little stressed out. Well, so am I. You know, it's a big day and, you know, you're confused. I was confused on the day I got married. Obviously. I've never seen Marc happier, and I know it's because of you. And I get down on my knees, and I thank that big man up there... ...for you coming into his life. And to tell you that the second I saw you, I knew... ...you're the best girl in the world.
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Well, enough of the hearts and flowers, huh? We're here to have a good time, right?
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Cherkasov's got her in position five miles offshore. Thibodoux's guy is en route, and they're both set for a noon exchange time. I guess I can squeeze it in between the "I dos" and the appetizers.
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It's the work at the ashram.
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- Oh, there you are. - Judy, Judy, Judy. How are you? You look great.
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You can do anything you want to me afterwards. You can take me out back, shoot me, be a hero. But let me see my boy get married.
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We?
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2.9s
Do you want to know what it was that I realized?
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2.7s
Melissa. Melissa!
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13.8s
"I taught you. When you're ready, take the lead." Well, I'm ready, and I'm taking the lead. I don't wanna end up like you, Steve. No personal life... ...a family that hates you. I choose happiness! It's really a breakthrough for me. Now, where's the money?
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1.7s
If I give you the money...
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2.1s
Jesus Christ.
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2.6s
We'll send out some cake later.
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8.4s
- Hey, guys! - Hey. Hi, who are you? - Marc's frat brothers. Who are you? - I'm Marc's dad. - Seriously? - Yeah.
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I'm a little worried. I got really wasted last night, and I did this My Best Friend's Wedding thing... ...and told her I dated Marc one time. - You what? - I think she may have bolted.
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- I cannot get you out of my mind. - Okay. I am attracted to you physically, which for me is very strange... ...because I find homosexuality disgusting!
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What a lovely setting. - I see your touch in the décor, no? - I worked with the designer a little. Why, it's wonderful. I was on my way here, excited about my submarine, and then I realized something.
