But most importantly... ...a man who I know will always be close in my heart.
The In-Laws
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Your dad must sell a lot of toner. Oh, hi. I'm so happy you could come.
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11.1s
- He did what? - It's fine. He switches things around sometimes-- How could he just go and do that? Because he's Steve Tobias. And Steve Tobias is an emotional fascist.
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6.8s
Agent Hutchins, thank God! - You're under arrest. - What are you doing? Stay where you are, Dr. Peyser.
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3.1s
Unless you think I'm ready to take the lead.
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4s
Hey! I'll be right back. Melissa!
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4s
- A man who I-- - He is mentally ill!
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3.7s
Well, buddy, I guess this is it, huh? We tried.
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3.4s
Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?
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3.1s
- You dressed me? - Yes, I did.
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4.9s
- You're so much more than a slight jerk! - That's not very nice.
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Freeze!
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4.1s
Don't tell me what I'm feeling! My father does that.
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7.8s
Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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13.8s
- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
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4s
Okay. I just think you're feeling a little nervous about the wedding.
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11.5s
- ...do you have kids? - I have a Jack Russell Terrier. Well, then you'll understand. You gotta give me two hours. - You're kidding me! - This is my son's wedding.
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19.2s
Get control! Get control, you schmuck! - You're not exactly helping things, Jer. - Helping how? - Unwrap your legs. - What? Unwrap your legs! - All right! - Thank you. I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school! - This isn't fun. - You gotta stop and smell those roses.
