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Kids, this is what white jockey blowin' hookers will do to you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. Oh, I read that. Made me want to kill myself. I'm kidding. - Where's my Wilder story? - There is no story, Elliot. The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. A good writer gets her story no matter what. Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. You should be there.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated... with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongatas.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! - Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child. I don't like the way you condescend me. - Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile. Guys. I know Ms. Pac Man's special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. But we gotta talk, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. Cowboy. All right. I look at you guys, and you know what I see? A collective GPA of 52,000? Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals... crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. I come to you in desperation. I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years. Indeed, but believe it or not... the best GPA doesn't get you laid. - Damn well should. - Amen. This month marks our 75th anniversary. I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... a party we can be proud of... a party people will actually show up to. Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my Gangees. It's very scary stuff. I just don't have the time.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. You picked 'em.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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How much is your time worth?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Can I help you, son?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Threatened? Please.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That ointment really worked. Thanks. Lookin' good there, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. And that guy she's with-- all kinds of wrong for her. - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Kids, this is what white jockey blowin' hookers will do to you.

I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated... with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongatas.

Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.

I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.

Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.

These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. You picked 'em.

How much is your time worth?

Can I help you, son?

Threatened? Please.

Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

That ointment really worked. Thanks. Lookin' good there, buddy.

And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. And that guy she's with-- all kinds of wrong for her. - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone.