I'm pretty good. I'll see you on the inside. Select your skin. Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger moustache. Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. I'm terrified. Let's do this.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
11.9s
Hey, Mouser, check this out. What's up, Keys? What am I looking at? Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed. The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. An NPC? That's impossible.
Free Guy
11.9s
You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. We're apex predators. All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
Free Guy
7s
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. Okay, bring it. Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
Free Guy
2.2s
I'm so, so good at this.
Free Guy
12s
We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. Oh, yeah. I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? I waited outside by the murder train, then I followed you. Shit!
Free Guy
8.6s
Portal gun? That sounds expensive. Wow, you are a special kind of noob. Thank you. You too. Turn around. Okay.
Free Guy
4.7s
Seriously, man. I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
Free Guy
4.5s
No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? You mean the portal gun?
Free Guy
3.1s
Right. Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
Free Guy
2.2s
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
Free Guy
1.4s
What are we lookin' at?
Free Guy
1.3s
Can I come with you?
Free Guy
1.2s
Yes?
Free Guy
45.7s
What's the other thing? Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. - She's not kidding. - I'm not. How about you? - Code. - Code? - Code. - Code, yeah. There we go. 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. - He's not kidding. - I'm not. Now, I've gotta ask. There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. - Has this evolved into more than-- - No. - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. - We're like best friends. - Friendship. And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, one of the biggest publishers in the world. - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
Free Guy
19.5s
And now he's lying about it so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. Millie-- I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. All I need from you is to get me in there. Millie, I care about you but you need to leave.
Free Guy
7.5s
You're absolutely right. That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. Don't talk to Antwan.
