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Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today? Oh, my God! We make such the fab team! Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this. Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you. Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away. - PS, this is an awesome room. - PS, shut the fuck up!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Northwestern. I am the shit. You certainly will be. Gwenny, thank you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Good luck, honey. You deserve it.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here you have your five categories-- commerce and trade, so forth and so on. What you doing?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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At the Hillel House, I broke bread. And then I broke the boredom.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I can't argue against the infraction. I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... and suggest an alternative punishment. Make me graduate. If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... you'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree. I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... and leave Coolidge with a degree.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sorry about that.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Order! Order! Settle down, everyone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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God, I've bled... crimson and blue for nearly a decade. This school has given me so much. Let me repay Coolidge... by parting ways as a graduate.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What are the courses Mr. Wilder needs in order to graduate? Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics... - Sociology and Political Science. - Wow. - That's quite a load. - Well, Van can handle quite a load.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

10.3s

If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Northwestern. I am the shit. You certainly will be. Gwenny, thank you.

Good luck, honey. You deserve it.

Here you have your five categories-- commerce and trade, so forth and so on. What you doing?

It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas... before settling down with my fianc�e, Gwen.

Bye. Thanks for coming. Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? Yeah, I'm happy for them. They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? Because they love each other? Because they're compatible.

Crazy kids with their crazy VD.

At the Hillel House, I broke bread. And then I broke the boredom.

Sorry about that.

Order! Order! Settle down, everyone.

God, I've bled... crimson and blue for nearly a decade. This school has given me so much. Let me repay Coolidge... by parting ways as a graduate.

What are the courses Mr. Wilder needs in order to graduate? Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics... - Sociology and Political Science. - Wow. - That's quite a load. - Well, Van can handle quite a load.

Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.