By the power vested in me by the New York Jets and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
Ted
1.2s
(COUGHING)
Ted
5.2s
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Ted
1.2s
Oh, man!
Ted
4.2s
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Ted
25.3s
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time ago, and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires through the power of wishes. To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes, submitted here is the story of a little boy and a magical Christmas wish that changed his life forever.
Ted
1.7s
You're mine, Ted!
Ted
3.5s
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Ted
1.4s
Sounds good to me.
Ted
2.1s
Stay here. Just stay there! No, John!
Ted
5.8s
John longed with all his heart for that one, true friend that he could call his own.
Ted
1.5s
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
Ted
1.3s
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
6s
And he knew that if he ever found that friend, he would never let him go.
Ted
2.2s
Uh-oh. Get him!
Ted
12.8s
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!
Ted
10.4s
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just wanted John and I to be friends. Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive and my wish came true.
