Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment. Oh, God! Ah, what? Oh, this is so gross! Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it? No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it! Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb! No! You can never cook with that hand again! Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed. This is the most disgusting thing ever! Don't! Get it away from me! Look, that was a tough night for all of us.
Ted
6.6s
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Ted
2.3s
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
Ted
2.2s
Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.
Ted
1.2s
Who's that over there?
Ted
2.3s
John, wait. Listen.
Ted
1.5s
(ENGINE REVVING)
Ted
1.2s
Go! Go!Go!
Ted
1.3s
A-ah!
Ted
7.3s
Johnny, thank Christ you made it. Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon? Okay, get ready. Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Ted
7.9s
(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE) What the hell you problem? You break my wall! I break you wall! (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
