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I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
Ted
It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.
Ted
Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it. Right, Johnny? I say that.
Ted
