Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right. Let's sing the thundersong. All right. BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts (BOTH IMITATE FARTING)
Ted
1.8s
Good luck. Thank you.
Ted
11.6s
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game. Yeah, I want to play a game. Good, good. Let's see. How about we... How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Ted
3s
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.
Ted
1.2s
Why?
Ted
8.6s
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
Ted
6.9s
No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted
1.4s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.3s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
5.9s
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
1.7s
Come on.
Ted
7.8s
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry, it was a huge misunderstanding, and I'm ready to change, but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
Ted
1.6s
Is that my ringtone?
Ted
1.3s
Jesus!
Ted
5s
All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
Ted
7.5s
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
Ted
6.6s
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
