Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Yeah, I know, right? Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom. Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
Ted
7.8s
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone. Yeah. Me, too.
Ted
3.4s
This is how everybody sang in the '90s. (SINGING)
Ted
3.7s
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
Ted
11.5s
I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.
Ted
4.8s
But I want to wait until I get you something really special. I just don't have the money right now.
Ted
3.4s
I thank you for saving every one of us. Well, you're welcome.
Ted
1.7s
Hey, how are you holding up?
Ted
1.4s
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
1.3s
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
1.3s
(SOBBING)
Ted
1.9s
Oh, my God!
Ted
9.8s
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Ted
8.5s
This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
4.5s
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
2.9s
Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.
Ted
3.4s
Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.
