I can't. John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
Ted
10.2s
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
3.3s
Nice. Yeah. How are the neighbors?
Ted
2.3s
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Ted
1.8s
Someone call an ambulance!
Ted
1.8s
I know you do, Johnny.
Ted
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
