Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? You want to come over and catch a buzz?
Ted
3s
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
1.3s
(COUGHS)
Ted
16.5s
I can't. John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
3.3s
Nice. Yeah. How are the neighbors?
Ted
2.3s
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Ted
1.8s
Someone call an ambulance!
Ted
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
