Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
Ted
2.5s
Oh, Jesus. Yeah, she's pretty shook up.
Ted
3.6s
I'm so sorry, Johnny. So am I, man.
Ted
1.7s
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
Ted
1.2s
(LAUGHING)
Ted
1.2s
(DIALING)
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
1.2s
(SNARLS)
Ted
2.1s
That's pretty much it.
Ted
6.4s
I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty. Do you want to get nasty? You're a nasty girl.
Ted
1.8s
Savior of the universe!
Ted
12.9s
Octopussy. (GASPS) Baby! Gold star. And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad. It was pretty bad. I have cool moves. Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's. That's not how I remember it. Okay, how do you remember it?
Ted
22.1s
You know, you guys, it's really not about that. I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor. I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot. It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston. I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together. Our life. And he can't. And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear. You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.
Ted
10s
Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends. Okay, be there in a second, baby. As you can see, my dance card is quite full. So, I'm going to have to decline. Can I just get a hug?
