You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.
Ted
1.4s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted
12.2s
Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
Ted
3.2s
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? You want to come over and catch a buzz?
Ted
3s
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
1.3s
(COUGHS)
Ted
16.5s
I can't. John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
Ted
3.3s
Nice. Yeah. How are the neighbors?
Ted
2.3s
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Ted
1.8s
Someone call an ambulance!
Ted
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
