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Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Ted
Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job, are we still going to smoke that pot?
Ted
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted
