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What are you doing? I am decorating your house properly because apparently, you are unwilling to do so yourself. Why does my house have to be properly decorated? Making Christmas special is how you show your family that you love them, Amy. You don't want your kids to think that they're worthless and unloved. - Do you? - Well, no, of course not. This is the time of year when moms kill themselves to create a magical world of joy for their children. It is not a time of year when moms sit around in their pajamas eating fudge. - I don't even like fudge. - Great. So stop being a shitty mom. - Oh. - Hey, kids. How do you like the Christmas cavalcade, huh? - Oh, my gosh. It's awesome. - Show mom how it works! Really, Amy, you are gonna love this. Okay. We are go for the cavalcade, over. Don't worry, I'll show you how this works. It's on an app.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Candles burnin' low ♪ ♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪ ♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪ ♪ Everywhere we go ♪ ♪ Choir singing carols ♪ - Shaobing for everybody. - Bing with everybody but me. ♪ All these things and more ♪♪ God, Chinese food on Christmas. I feel like such a Jew. Would you like some shaobing? Oh, you know I would. No, honey, that is Ruth's husband. Oh, honestly, have at it. Hank deserves a little fun at Christmas. Oh. I love this. Guys, I can't believe that we're eating Chinese food for Christmas dinner and my mother is loving it. I can't believe my mom's not wearing a sweatshirt. - With my face on it. - Guys, we did it. We actually took Christmas back this year. You know what? I couldn't have done it without you girls. - Oh! - Ladies, I love you. - We love you back. - Same here.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge "and I hate Christmas because it's so much work and I am lazy." Please, Mr. Scrooge! Won't you listen to our song? And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four. ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ ♪ To you and your kids ♪ ♪ Yeah good tidings for Christmas ♪ What the fuck is happening? ♪ Happy New Year everybody ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, Ty! ♪ Well I'm feeling ♪ ♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪ ♪ Got my music on the radio ♪ - Oh, boy. - Oh, my God. ♪ Well I'm feeling mighty nice Lord ♪ ♪ Got my music on the radio ♪ That's beautiful, Ty. ♪ Feel like I wanna kiss you baby ♪ ♪ Standin' underneath that mistletoe ♪ Oh, my fucking God. Turn her around. Turn her around. It's okay, just turn her around. ♪ Maybe left all them good presents for my baby ♪ ♪ I said Merry Christmas baby ♪ ♪ Surely you treat me nice ♪ ♪ You surely treat me nice ♪♪ Okay, alright, that's great. Okay, we're done. That was amazing. Thank you so much. Just go for it, dude. Oh, baby, don't cry. Phew! He's so hot. - That's my son. - Yeah? - Hey, man. - Right there. - That's Jaxon. - Hey, there. How are you? - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm. - I'll take you right in there. - I love you. I love you. - Phew! - Whoo! Oh, we better get going or we're gonna miss our flight. - What flight? - Oh, I didn't tell you? Isis, Ruth and I are going to Las Vegas for New Year's. And we're gonna see Wayne Newton before he dies. Whoo! The three of you are going to Vegas together? Yeah, well, we're best friends now. Well, we're, we're new friends. We're best friends. Yeah, we're new friends. Anyways, Merry Christmas, everyone. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, everyone. Hank, get all our bags. - ♪ I do what I want ♪ - ♪ She does ♪ ♪ Say what you say ♪ ♪ I work real hard everyday ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucking woman ♪ ♪ Baby alright ♪ ♪ I don't need a man ♪ ♪ To be holding me too tight ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucking woman ♪ ♪ Baby that's right ♪ ♪ I'm just having fun with my ladies here tonight ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucker ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- Are you fucking kidding me? - No! They hired me to be in charge of children's safety. Why would they let you do that? I don't even know how I passed the drug test. - Seriously? - They're crazy. And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back in about 245 years. Wait, does this mean you're gonna... stick around for a while?
A Bad Moms Christmas