Duration: 44.4s

What are you doing? I am decorating your house properly because apparently, you are unwilling to do so yourself. Why does my house have to be properly decorated? Making Christmas special is how you show your family that you love them, Amy. You don't want your kids to think that they're worthless and unloved. - Do you? - Well, no, of course not. This is the time of year when moms kill themselves to create a magical world of joy for their children. It is not a time of year when moms sit around in their pajamas eating fudge. - I don't even like fudge. - Great. So stop being a shitty mom. - Oh. - Hey, kids. How do you like the Christmas cavalcade, huh? - Oh, my gosh. It's awesome. - Show mom how it works! Really, Amy, you are gonna love this. Okay. We are go for the cavalcade, over. Don't worry, I'll show you how this works. It's on an app.