I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.
Ted 2
2.4s
Uh,yeah,yeah. Box of Trix.
Ted 2
3.1s
So, shall we get started?
Ted 2
1.4s
I will.
Ted 2
2.2s
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.
Ted 2
2.1s
I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Ted 2
4.9s
What? Seriously? TED: Oh, my God! You heard that? Oh, my gosh! TED: I don't believe it! (CLEARS THROAT)
Ted 2
2.7s
What are you talking about? For the sperm.
Ted 2
1.5s
How are you feeling, John?
Ted 2
5.4s
Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted 2
4s
So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
2.9s
And, uh, I won't be followed?
Ted 2
1.4s
Hey.
Ted 2
1.9s
What defines property?
Ted 2
42s
Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.
Ted 2
9s
You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.
Ted 2
10.5s
What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.
