Thunder buddies for life. Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up. MALE OFFICER: All units, we have a 3-17 on Maple Drive. Area units, please respond. What's a 3-17? Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
Ted 2
2.9s
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something. What's that?
Ted 2
4s
(JOHN GRUNTING) Oh, you've been following the case. That's great.
Ted 2
1.5s
Thank you, Your Honor.
Ted 2
4s
Shit! What the hell do we do now? (PANTING)
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
16.4s
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!
Ted 2
11.7s
Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?
Ted 2
1.7s
(SCREAMING)
Ted 2
1.8s
Do you remember what it is?
Ted 2
3.7s
Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
15.8s
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?
