"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
3.9s
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
Ted 2
2.8s
And there is our first impression.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
5s
Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
4.1s
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?
Ted 2
2s
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
Ted 2
1.7s
I work for Mattel.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
1.4s
Hi.
Ted 2
23.1s
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!
Ted 2
7.9s
Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
