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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

Major Payne

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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.

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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !

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Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.

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Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.

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I will be... sensitive... to his needs.

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Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.

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"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad - Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall ! - B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me ! B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone When I walk the streets Kings and queens step aside - Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell you about it baby What I see I make my own And I'm here to tell you, honey - That I'm bad to the bone - My arm ! - Bad to the bone - I've been shot ! - Bad to the bone Let me take a look at that. - Want me to show you a little trick ? Take your mind off that arm ? Give me your hand. Now, you may feel a little... pressure.

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Why are you here ? The R.O.T.C. program. I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. - I am here to remedy that. We have an R.O.T.C. program ? - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, as long as you keep them out of my hair. Is that all ? - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? No. I'd like to see my men. Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! Mo-o-o-o-ve ! Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! Giddyap, let's go !

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- Feel I'm gettin' weaker... while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. I can't lose my edge. I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. Because the hard reality was... I gotta get a job. - And what better place... than somewhere that would allow me to employ... my skills as a trained killer. Mister... Payne ?

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What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.

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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.

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I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.

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Begin. He hit me ! - You like to beat women ? - Officer, l-- Don't never... hit... her... again. - Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh !

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There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.

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Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ?

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Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne. He's gotta be joking. The squad that lives together, wins together. Unity, turds. That is the key word in "unit," without the y. Tiger, Leland, you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'. The rest of you garbage, grab a rack and settle in. grab a rack and settle in. Let's move out. You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag. It's so damp. What about my allergies ? You know how far we are from the kitchen ? - Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so. Major Payne, sir. What ? Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is... unacceptable, sir. Really ? Love my barracks night and day Love my barracks night and day Won't complain That's where I'll stay Won't complain That's where I'll stay - Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ? All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts, uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest. You're gonna need it. Tomorrow, ladies, we gonna start the hard stuff. - The hard stuff ? Let's move it, you turds ! You'll get no sympathy from me ! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis ! That's where you'll find my sympathy ! This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle ! Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes... - with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly ! Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son... if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it ! He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha ! Heathcoat ! You get your fat body over that wall ! - Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up. Nobody's leavin' here until the average for this squad... is one minute, twenty seconds ! Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone. I can barely do it. It's slippery out here. Slippery, he say ! You think Charlie care anything about slippery ? Only thing he knows is slit your throat. What if this was a life or death situation ? But it's not a life or death situation. - It is now. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade.

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Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? You won't have to worry about that anymore. I have good news for you, assholes. Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! Where to ?

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