(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.
Ted 2
4.2s
Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
3.9s
And you gave up your own life to save mine.
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
2.7s
MAN: Hey! What are you doing to that bear?
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Sorry, bro.
Ted 2
1.7s
But we're going to the right place.
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
2.1s
Who gets subjugated after the bear?
Ted 2
5.7s
So, you think this Meighan guy is gonna help us? I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um...
