Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
13s
Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
1.5s
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.
Ted 2
1.4s
(SAM GRUNTING)
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
1.8s
I totally fucking got you!
Ted 2
7.1s
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
2.7s
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
2.1s
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
Ted 2
2.6s
You were my thunder buddy for life.
Ted 2
14.9s
(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.
Ted 2
22.2s
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.
