Uh-huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there. Right on. You, too, man.
Ted 2
1.7s
I have $40, here.
Ted 2
5.4s
Think about what happened at Fenway. You remember? You out me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!
Ted 2
9.1s
Oh. Yeah, okay, yeah. Too bad. You're missing out on a great guy. Um, do I just spit in my hand or do I get a lube or something? A magazine?
Ted 2
5.5s
We're gonna figure out what makes you real, and then we're gonna make millions of Teds. One for every child in the world.
Ted 2
7.3s
Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
7.6s
It's the intermediary station before insemination. Are you submitting? No. My friend is, uh, yanking out a sample in one of the rooms.
Ted 2
22.1s
Mr. Jessup, we could take him back, with only a trivial degree of legal consequence if we were even caught. And why would we do this? Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, we could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. Hasbro would double its profits overnight.
Ted 2
4.4s
And, look, regardless of all this shit, you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
Ted 2
8.2s
And if that is not big enough news, Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line of Transformers merchandise next fall.
Ted 2
1.9s
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Ted 2
15.7s
Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me! Now, we're assholes. Look what you did. I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? Uh, sir, I apologize for my 5-year-old son. (m KID'S VOICE) I'm sowwy! Sowwy, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bumzies. I'm sowwy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Ted 2
2s
They're moving in herds.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, I remember you from the wedding. You get a nose job? No.
Ted 2
1.6s
Very big plans.
Ted 2
2.2s
You know why you lost this case?
Ted 2
4.9s
You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
