And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.
Ted 2
1.7s
So you can go fuck yourself.
Ted 2
1.5s
How are you feeling, John?
Ted 2
1.8s
What's the difference?
Ted 2
2s
Oh, my God, Teddy.
Ted 2
10.5s
So, ladies and gentlemen of the court, I invite you to change the world.
Ted 2
1.2s
FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!
Ted 2
3.2s
(EXHALES) Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy?
Ted 2
2.2s
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
3.1s
(STRAINING) There we go. Thanks a lot, come again.
Ted 2
4s
So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted 2
2.5s
Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Ted 2
2.4s
Uh,yeah,yeah. Box of Trix.
Ted 2
17.4s
Maybe we don't want you now. Shut up. No, yeah, we want you. For sure, we want you. What made you change your mind? Well, when I saw what John did for you, that he was willing to give his life for yours, it gave me a kick in the ass. Reminded me of why I chose to do the kind of work I do.
Ted 2
6.9s
And no matter how many of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down, you're not gonna change that. Not in our eyes. Ted is real.
Ted 2
9s
You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.