We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia. We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot. Okay. Just bring it. - Hey, Viktor. - Hello, all. Look. The man without a country. Come on in. Welcome. - I see this. - You did well.
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Welcome, Mr. Navorski. Purpose of your visit?
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Next, please.
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Please. - How are you? - Good.
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No, I try to call home. So then...
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Two people, 40 dollars. I help you?
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- Careful, careful. - Watch out. Wait. We have a question for you, Viktor. Yeah, we're just curious. What is in the can? - What? This? - Yeah, we saw the x-ray. We know there's no nuts in there.
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451-1226.
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You got to be kidding.
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Close your eyes.
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- You know why men are such assholes? - No. Because they're all liars.
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You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?
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- Okay. So you are clean. - Good. Let's play cards. I will have money. But Friday. Don't worry about it. We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found. You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come. I have two nines and two nines. Four nines.
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This is my problem. I always see men the way I want to see them.
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But most of all they will be looking at the way that this airport is run. So let's show them why this is the number one airport in the United States.
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Mr. Navorski? Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK. I help people with their immigration problems. We're looking for an interpreter for you. How are we doing on that? Do we have an interpreter?
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We process about 600 planes a day, with a processing time of 37 minutes per plane, about 60 seconds per passenger... to be brought into the country. We keep it as clean as possible. - What do you import? - Computer software. That's a lot of walnuts. Yeah. My mother-in-law loves these things. Every time I go to Brazil, I bring her back a bag. - Your mother-in-law? - Yeah.
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Let me... Look. Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia. - Krakozhia. Yes. Okay. - Krakozhia. So the potato chips are Krakozhia. - And this apple... - Big Apple. Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels. Okay? No more Krakozhia. Okay? New government. Revolution. You understand? All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended. The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid. So, currently, you are a citizen of nowhere. Now, we can't process you new papers until the U.S. recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification. You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status, temporary protective status, humanitarian parole or non-immigration work travel. You don't qualify for any of these. You are at this time simply... - ...unacceptable. - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable. Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge, Empire State, Broadway show Cats. I got more bad news for you. Cats has closed.