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Let me... Look. Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia. - Krakozhia. Yes. Okay. - Krakozhia. So the potato chips are Krakozhia. - And this apple... - Big Apple. Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels. Okay? No more Krakozhia. Okay? New government. Revolution. You understand? All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended. The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid. So, currently, you are a citizen of nowhere. Now, we can't process you new papers until the U.S. recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification. You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status, temporary protective status, humanitarian parole or non-immigration work travel. You don't qualify for any of these. You are at this time simply... - ...unacceptable. - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable. Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge, Empire State, Broadway show Cats. I got more bad news for you. Cats has closed.