♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ Is it just me, or does Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen... sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl? [SNIFFLES] ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ And nobody fucking realizes it. Wade, you gotta go home. You've been sitting here for three days, okay? You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain. Like wet garbage in hot urine. You smell like a dog ate kitty litter... and then farted his way out of the living room. I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's couch cushions after Shark Week. I love Frozen. I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water. An ocean is water. More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know? George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie. Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is... Uh, uh, uh... still with us. We do. We'll always have Bowie.
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[GUN FIRING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Oh, right. [GUNSHOTS]
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[MAN SINGING]
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And last, but not least... Peter.
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Peter. PETER: I got you, buddy! You're gonna be fine! This is not good, man! You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter! Look at me. We're X-Force, right? Yeah, we're X-Force. We're X-Force.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SHOUTING] [CHOKING]
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But I wouldn't kill a kid. I'm not asking you to kill a kid! I'll kill the kid. I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids. Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage. And I can imagine your dead girlfriend... would want you to do the right thing, wouldn't she?
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We need a secret code.
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We can take it from here. Take me to the Ice Box, please! Anywhere's better than here. DEADPOOL: Believe me, son, you do not wanna go to the Ice Box. That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki. Let's get you inside, young man. No, wait, wait. Wait. You guys stay there.
