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♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪
Mean Girls
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Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too. Oh, my God, I love her. She's like a Martian. Who's hungry? Now, Cady, this is a very American snack called guac. Is it okay or are you vegan? Oh, no, I'm an omnivore. Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here! I need you to tell me everything. Have you seen any boys that you think are cute yet? Oh. Uh, well, I... No. Well, don't worry. It's just a matter of time. You know, I always say that this school district has the highest taxes, but the hottest boys. That's disgusting. Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found in your closet this morning. Why were you in my closet? Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing where you take a little nap in the closet.
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Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving from class to class with each...
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Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
Mean Girls