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Uh, you got to do the honors for me, man. You're a wuss. Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it. It says... " Captain Steven Hiller," loser. " United States Marine Corps..." Blah blah blah blah blah blah. " We regret to inform you that despite your excellent record of service...'' I'm sorry, man. You know what you need to do? You need to, like, kiss some serious booty to get ahead in this world, man. That's what I'm trying to tell you. See, I like the one-knee approach because it puts the booty, like, right in front of the lips-- [Clatter] What's this? - That's nothing. - Hold on. Hold on, man. What is this? Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. I don't know. Stevie, this is a wedding ring.
Independence Day
52.1s
Well, what about Troy? Troy? Yeah. For once in your life, why don't you think about what's best for him? Just who in the hell has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up, huh?! Who?! Who?! You stop it right now! I'm not a baby anymore! And I don't want your stupid medicine, 'cause I'm so sick of medicine! Do you know what this stuff costs? Do you want to get sick again? Do you? TV: Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos TV: Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war. Think we can find something better to do with our time, gentlemen? Where you been, Stevie? Man, this is unbelievable. This is, like, huge. They've recalled everybody. Oh. Well, looks like the mail's still working.
Independence Day
31.2s
I promise. OK. Look...I'm goin'. I'm out of town for a while. Later. Bye. Hey, there's my angel. Come on. Come on, Boomer. Let's go, y'all. Hey. Come on. Talk to your boyfriend later. Hey, what the hell is the kid doin' here, huh--Oh! You try finding a sitter today. Hey, where do you think you're goin'? You leave, you're fired. Nice workin' with ya, Mario. Come on, Boomer.
Independence Day