Duration: 48.4s

Uh, you got to do the honors for me, man. You're a wuss. Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it. It says... " Captain Steven Hiller," loser. " United States Marine Corps..." Blah blah blah blah blah blah. " We regret to inform you that despite your excellent record of service...'' I'm sorry, man. You know what you need to do? You need to, like, kiss some serious booty to get ahead in this world, man. That's what I'm trying to tell you. See, I like the one-knee approach because it puts the booty, like, right in front of the lips-- [Clatter] What's this? - That's nothing. - Hold on. Hold on, man. What is this? Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. I don't know. Stevie, this is a wedding ring.