[Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' Abram put his faith in the Lord. Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." [all chanting]
Lady Bird
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Cut to ten years later. What? Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. Now we cut to...
Lady Bird
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Just... Please! Talk to me.
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Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. You wear leather jackets. But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. They aren't done. There's white stuff. You know how much you love Brambles? Pigs are smarter than him even. I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. I wanted to. You won't let me. - Your sister doesn't like me. - [Lady Bird] I'm hungry! - She does. - [mom] You had your chance. Going to bed. - ["Hand in My Pocket" playing] - [barks] [Lady Bird] Did you know that Alanis Morissette wrote this song in only ten minutes? - I believe it. - [chuckles] So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. We... Aren't they quite expensive? First, yes. That's why financial aid. Second, I have to get in first. Mom won't be happy about it. Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to.
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Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere. ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ ♪ Is that I haven't got it all Figured out just yet ♪ - [horn honks] - Hey, bitch. - Hey. - All right, girls. - Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, Uncle Matt. - Sweet. - He's not your uncle. Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom. - Bye. - Love you. Bye. I love you.
Lady Bird
2s
I love you too. Have a good day at work.
Lady Bird
2.7s
- Are you done? - Yeah. Yes.
Lady Bird
1.2s
How old was he?
Lady Bird
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- Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. Eat quickly, please.
Lady Bird
9.8s
[man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits]
Lady Bird
7.1s
Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? Oh, yeah. [both laughing]
Lady Bird
1.5s
I love this neighborhood.
Lady Bird
2.4s
- But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing.
Lady Bird
14.6s
[sighs] I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, but quit wrinkling all the magazines! [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. No way.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[Julie] If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard. I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
Lady Bird
1.8s
I'd have my own bathroom.
Lady Bird
1.5s
Yeah, it's so beautiful.
Lady Bird
1m0s
- Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] Shit! [huffs] - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. - Thank you. - Okay. [easy listening music playing] ♪ It's hard to think ♪ ♪ This eve of parting ♪ ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ ♪ Maybe I should... ♪