Duration: 52.6s

Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. You wear leather jackets. But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. They aren't done. There's white stuff. You know how much you love Brambles? Pigs are smarter than him even. I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. I wanted to. You won't let me. - Your sister doesn't like me. - [Lady Bird] I'm hungry! - She does. - [mom] You had your chance. Going to bed. - ["Hand in My Pocket" playing] - [barks] [Lady Bird] Did you know that Alanis Morissette wrote this song in only ten minutes? - I believe it. - [chuckles] So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. We... Aren't they quite expensive? First, yes. That's why financial aid. Second, I have to get in first. Mom won't be happy about it. Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to.