The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. - And they went to Berkeley. - [sighs] Your father's company is laying off people right and left. Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, because you don't think about anybody but yourself. And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. Is that what you want? So, you're telling me that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world did I raise such a snob? ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... - [screams] - [man] In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. [students] Amen. - [man] Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you.
Lady Bird
2.4s
[woman] Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento?
Lady Bird
15.3s
[sobbing continues] It's okay. And do you have a support system?
Lady Bird
25.9s
Okay. Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? [Jenna] Yeah. I hate dances. [boy] Yes. Yeah. Okay. No prom. ♪ Baby ♪ ♪ And I come into... ♪ - ♪ You ♪ - [Kyle] I fucking hate this song. I love it.
Lady Bird
32.3s
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be the nice guy. She has to know. She has to know how you feel. Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, and nobody ever gets hurt. Wrong side of the tracks! - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. We thought we would've moved some place better. Whatever we give you, it's never enough. - It's never enough. - It is enough. Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? And how much you're just throwing away every day? Give me a number. What?
Lady Bird
9.4s
- Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. Eat quickly, please.
Lady Bird
42s
You're not going to a funeral. Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving with a family you've never met instead of us, but... I know. I guess you want it that way. - Are you tired? - No. - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. - Okay. - Okay. - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. Well, I just couldn't tell. Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? I didn't know if you were tired. - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it?
Lady Bird
1.5s
I love this neighborhood.
Lady Bird
2.4s
- But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing.
Lady Bird
2.5s
[Lady Bird] "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
Lady Bird
13.7s
- Just pull over here. - Are you sure? - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. [sets parking brake] Well, I love you. So, what do you think about college? - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad.
Lady Bird
1m0s
- Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] Shit! [huffs] - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. - Thank you. - Okay. [easy listening music playing] ♪ It's hard to think ♪ ♪ This eve of parting ♪ ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ ♪ Maybe I should... ♪
Lady Bird
6.7s
I'm not sure you're right. [Julie laughs, mutters]
Lady Bird
22.8s
Yeah, okay. Maybe. [Julie] See, why don't I look like that? Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing and feel like it really applies to my life. You've never even been to New York. That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
Lady Bird
14.6s
[sighs] I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, but quit wrinkling all the magazines! [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. No way.
Lady Bird
11.5s
- Only 56. - [knocking on door] - [Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
Lady Bird
9.8s
[man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits]