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The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. - And they went to Berkeley. - [sighs] Your father's company is laying off people right and left. Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, because you don't think about anybody but yourself. And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. Is that what you want? So, you're telling me that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world did I raise such a snob? ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... - [screams] - [man] In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. [students] Amen. - [man] Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you.