Oh, and I thought you guys were dicks before. FRANCIS: You know the funniest part of this?
Deadpool
2s
And please don't make the super-suit green.
Deadpool
2.5s
You still think we're making you a superhero.
Deadpool
2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
Deadpool
2.6s
I'm sorry you've had such a tough go.
Deadpool
2.8s
He's all yours. Oh, come on.
Deadpool
2.3s
Hip-deep in hookers.
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5.2s
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark.
Deadpool
2.3s
Besides, I just realized something.
Deadpool
2.4s
Aren't you a little strong for a lady?
Deadpool
2.2s
I manage this workshop.
Deadpool
11.2s
How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stalker alert. It's my job. Recruitment.
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21.7s
Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
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3.8s
All in good time. Are you here for the turndown service, or what?
Deadpool
3.8s
What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
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10.9s
You got me in a box here. Aha! We can't allow this, DeadpooL Please, come quietly. You big chrome cock-gobbler! COLOSSUS: That's not nice. You're really gonna fuck this up for me?
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3.3s
Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity.
Deadpool
4.3s
We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
