Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN COCKS)
Deadpool
1.3s
Shit.
Deadpool
2.4s
(GUN COCKS) Oh!
Deadpool
1.4s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
18.8s
Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.
Deadpool
10.9s
Should've brought my roller blades. Show these kids how it's done. Oh. And that's why we do it. But mostly the money. Hey, think you could fuck up my step-dad? I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it.
Deadpool
7.4s
Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right? Make sure that gets back to Ms... Orlovsky. Yeah, her. You sure? Hmm.
Deadpool
2.7s
Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?