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25.2s
♪ Down on the corner ♪ ♪ Out in the street ♪ ♪ Willy and the Poor Boys... ♪ How you doing? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ♪ Rooster hits the washboard ♪ ♪ And people just got to smile ♪ ♪ Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while ♪ ♪ Poor Boy twangs the rhythm out... ♪ May I please remind you that there is no flash photography. How are you? How are you? You guys still sober?
The King of Staten Island
26.1s
S-Scott... Scott said yeah. All right, who's fighting tonight?! I want to fight somebody! Oh, I'm sorry, Pepe. Don't take this personally. Oh! What happened? That was just a jab. Oh, it's okay, Pepe. - It's all right. - You s... You sure? Yeah. I-I mean, I never done that before, so... I feel bad for you.
The King of Staten Island
1m15s
All right. Listen, Scott. I-I know this is weird, okay? You and your mom were alone together for a long time. You got set in your ways, you know? You got used to things. But I don't know, I just feel like your mother deserves more right now. And I'm serious, I really think that I can make her happy, and she makes me happy. So, I mean, that-that's a good thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great thing. I... I want my mom to be happy more than anything, so... Good. I do, too. So, uh, what's your sport? - Uh, I like basketball. - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. - What position? Uh, I played small forward. - Small forward. - Yeah. All right. I'm kind of a baseball guy myself. - Oh, yeah? - You like, uh... I'm an old man. I like that stuff. I got season tickets to the Yankees. - No way. Really? That's cool. - Yeah. I think it's Staten Island's year. Oh, Staten Island Yankees. - Minor League. - Oh, absolutely. I'm not gonna go pay to see those overpaid crybabies. They try harder at the Minor League level. Plus, I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm never setting foot - in that stadium. - Well, I-I should get back to work, uh, before I get yelled at. - Okay. Go ahead. - So, yeah. - Absolutely. All right. - All right, man. Uh, enjoy the hot bread. - Hey. - Okay, cool. Hey. What are you fellas talking about? - Hey, Mom. - Oh, I was just asking Scott if he wanted to go to a Yankee game sometime. Oh, what did Scott say?
The King of Staten Island
19.7s
You know, I remember I... Back in the day, I used to work at that, uh, you know that pizza parlor - down there on Main Street? - Mm. You remember the one? Yeah. I-I used to work down there. I loved it. You know, making the pizzas. Girls would come in, you know. It's like they just had to talk to me. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. I'm glad you got laid a lot at your pizza place.
The King of Staten Island
35s
You're joking, right? You want me to take your kid to school? The kid that I tattooed? I got two kids. The other one's seven. You're gonna make me babysit your kids? Do... I'm on... I do drugs. Well, looks like you're walking. And thank you. I'm not cool with any of this, okay? And-and where do you expect me to live? And w-with what money? You know I'm a fucking bum, right? Yo, this is fucked up! Seriously. Especially after last night, all that bonding boy bullshit.
The King of Staten Island
12.9s
Oh, you just can't spit on that like that, man. You got to be crafty. You can't just go out at, like... You got to, you got to maneuver. Lick on it or put a boogie in it or something. You think I can fit this whole thing in my ass? If, uh, you really put your mind to it, bro.
The King of Staten Island
2m16s
Did-did you happen to get a chance - to take a look at the, uh... - Yeah, I looked at your book. I mean, I drew like that, too, when I was 14. From what I saw, you don't really have the basics, so you got to figure that out. Well, yeah, that's why I'm here. I mean, I was hoping I can learn from you. Right, well, um, you'd be my apprentice. Uh, you'll be a slave to the shop. - Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right? - No. Never. Until I say. Uh, you'll be sterilizing needles, washing my car, taking the trash out. I mean, you're basically our bitch. So, how much will I be, like, making here? - Dick. - Dick. Okay, well... It's a long line of people who want this job, man. How do I, like, pay my rent? That one right there is not my problem. It's your first day, you're already complaining. It's kind of weird, huh? Yeah, let's not do this. You should take a walk. - Pussy. - All right. Well, could I ask you a question? If I did work here? Why is he still here? Let's say some idiot walks in, right? And he wants to get a tattoo of a Confederate flag wrapped around the Grim Reaper. You could tell that guy to go fuck himself, right? 'Cause that's a ridiculous tattoo to ask for. It's not my place to judge people, man. I don't do that. Well, what if another guy walked in and he wanted to get a tattoo of his dead friend James on his chest, right? But you know James, and you don't want to give him the tattoo, 'cause you know James and he's an asshole and that the world's better off without him. - What do you do then? - You have a death wish? No, I don't have a death wish. But that lady on the motorcycle does. She's not even wearing any underwear. - She's gonna burn her pussy. - Do you want to do this? You really want to fucking do this? I don't want to do anything with you. I just want to know who killed James. Was it the Confederate flag man? Was it the motorcycle lady? I got to be honest, Kelsey, you look exactly like your picture. You're kind of thicker, more robust. Oh, thank you. - Yeah. - It's a compliment. You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas, if I squint really hard. Oh, please squint all night long. That's great. Chelsea, you are... I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry. - Th-That's all right. It's only... - Yeah, you know. What's your name again? - I forgot already. - Um, it's Jake. Sorry about that. So, uh, w-what do you do? Oh, I'm studying to work in the city. - Oh. - Um, I want to make Staten Island, like, a great place again. Staten Island's already cool. What are you talking about? Yeah, it is. - Yeah. Yeah, it is. - You're the first person here to say that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's the best place on Earth. Well, at least on the East Coast, I think. Excuse me.
The King of Staten Island
1m24s
- Hey. - Hey. Uh, would you guys like, uh, still or sparkling water? Um, you pick. Uh, I'm more of a sparkling guy, - so sparkling. - Sparkling it is. But I do like tequila, so if I could get just a PatrĂ³n, you know, with a rock. - That cool with you? - That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. - Yeah? Cool. Yeah, I prefer a tequila. - Cool. Tequila and rock. You guys want, like, warm bread or... uh, olive oil? Warm bread. Oh. Bro, did you scare off another customer? What's wrong with you? I'm so sorry about that. He has, like, nepotism, you know? Is that a disease? Yeah, it's a bad one. I brought that guy here to make you jealous. You could give a fuck. T-To make me jea... - You don't seem jealous or upset at all. - I do care. Of course I care. I chose the hottest guy on Tinder. Look at me. Look at me. Look at my tits. There is literally the Eiffel Tower... it's holding them up in here. You look great. I'm... Thank you. Please don't cry here. Please. You look awful. What? What do you mean? What are you... Your skin looks see-through and the circles around your eyes are so dark you look like an anorexic panda. I... Well, I-I know. - I know I do. - I don't know. You always look sick and pale like you have a disease but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like if I touched you, you'd just turn to dust. I'm sorry. I-I'm not doing very well. I-I'm not, you know... I... Well, what do I tell your date? I don't know. Tell him to fuck off. I met him ten minutes ago. He's a DJ.
The King of Staten Island
52.6s
Well, actually, I'm going up to Boston to meet his parents at Thanksgiving. - Oh. - What? You're going to Boston to... for Thanksgiving? To wha... Well, where-where am I gonna go? - Ah, you'll come. You can come. - Yeah, me, too. - We can all go. - Yeah, we'd love to have you up there. - Oh. You think you're gonna get married again? Oh, boy, look what I got us into. Claire. Well, you know what? I'll... I'll, uh, I'll answer that, you know? A couple of months ago, I would've said no, but... Uh, can we go? Scott. Don't be rude. Me? I'm not being rude. He's talking the entire time. Wha... He's the one being rude. Was just making conversation. Okay, so what did you want to say? - Cut this shit. - Tell us now. - All I wanted to say was I think it's time to go, okay? I had a great time. This is wonderful. I think we all bonded. It's time to leave now, all right? Well, we're going to a party later, if you want to come with us. You just can't embarrass me. Sure, whatever. Let's just get the fuck out of here.
The King of Staten Island
44.1s
- You-you know Ray? - I know Ray a little bit. He's kind of, like, banging my mom. So, yeah, I'm just, you know, just dropping her off. Did you sign in at the office? No. I didn't even know you had an office. Okay, um... Kelly? You okay? Yeah. - You sure? - Yeah. You know you can tell me. I'm okay. Do you know him? Yeah, kind of. He's a new friend. Okay. Oh, I trained her in the car. She's not gonna break. I'm just kidding. It's, uh... I'm not gonna hurt her. Um, but have a great day. I just... No, uh, actually, could you, uh, set up the paints? - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Uh, and just wash these brushes. - No. - Thank you so much. - No. No. - Thank you! - No.
The King of Staten Island