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Did-did you happen to get a chance - to take a look at the, uh... - Yeah, I looked at your book. I mean, I drew like that, too, when I was 14. From what I saw, you don't really have the basics, so you got to figure that out. Well, yeah, that's why I'm here. I mean, I was hoping I can learn from you. Right, well, um, you'd be my apprentice. Uh, you'll be a slave to the shop. - Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right? - No. Never. Until I say. Uh, you'll be sterilizing needles, washing my car, taking the trash out. I mean, you're basically our bitch. So, how much will I be, like, making here? - Dick. - Dick. Okay, well... It's a long line of people who want this job, man. How do I, like, pay my rent? That one right there is not my problem. It's your first day, you're already complaining. It's kind of weird, huh? Yeah, let's not do this. You should take a walk. - Pussy. - All right. Well, could I ask you a question? If I did work here? Why is he still here? Let's say some idiot walks in, right? And he wants to get a tattoo of a Confederate flag wrapped around the Grim Reaper. You could tell that guy to go fuck himself, right? 'Cause that's a ridiculous tattoo to ask for. It's not my place to judge people, man. I don't do that. Well, what if another guy walked in and he wanted to get a tattoo of his dead friend James on his chest, right? But you know James, and you don't want to give him the tattoo, 'cause you know James and he's an asshole and that the world's better off without him. - What do you do then? - You have a death wish? No, I don't have a death wish. But that lady on the motorcycle does. She's not even wearing any underwear. - She's gonna burn her pussy. - Do you want to do this? You really want to fucking do this? I don't want to do anything with you. I just want to know who killed James. Was it the Confederate flag man? Was it the motorcycle lady? I got to be honest, Kelsey, you look exactly like your picture. You're kind of thicker, more robust. Oh, thank you. - Yeah. - It's a compliment. You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas, if I squint really hard. Oh, please squint all night long. That's great. Chelsea, you are... I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry. - Th-That's all right. It's only... - Yeah, you know. What's your name again? - I forgot already. - Um, it's Jake. Sorry about that. So, uh, w-what do you do? Oh, I'm studying to work in the city. - Oh. - Um, I want to make Staten Island, like, a great place again. Staten Island's already cool. What are you talking about? Yeah, it is. - Yeah. Yeah, it is. - You're the first person here to say that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's the best place on Earth. Well, at least on the East Coast, I think. Excuse me.