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1m12s
I hope the, uh, Rick Dalton double feature wasn't too painful for you and the... And the missus. [LAUGHS] Oh, no. "Painful." Stop. What are you saying? [♪♪♪] MARVIN: Mary Alice loves Westerns. Our whole courtship, we watched Westerns. - Here you go. - Thanks. MARVIN: And we thoroughly enjoyed Tanner. Oh, that's nice. It's really good. And anyway, she goes to bed. I open up a box of Havanas. I light up, I pour myself a cognac and I watch... The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey. [CHUCKLES] What a picture. - What a picture. - Good picture, yeah. That is so much fun. All the shooting. [IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRING] [YELLING] I love that stuff. You know, the killing. A lot of killing. Lot of killing, yeah. OFFICER: Now, gentlemen, the plan is, we reverse our forces und drive the Allies back into the sea! [OFFICERS CHATTERING] OFFICER 1: Genius. OFFICER 2: Panzer divisions come in, and we drive them here to the ocean. They'll be up against the wall. - They will have nowhere to go. - OFFICER 3: Yes. This is the spot...
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
16.6s
I mean, where the fuck are we, man? We are in fucking Hollywood, man. The people an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here. And they live in pig-shit fucking luxury. I say fuck them. I say we cut their cocks off and make them eat it. [CHUCKLES] That's a great idea, Sadie.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
2m11s
So, uh, you've been doing guest shots on episodic TV shows the last couple of years? Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a pilot f-for CBS right now. It's called... It's called Lancer. I play the heavy. Did a, ahem, Ron Ely Tarzan. I did a Land of the Giants. Green Hornet. I did that show, uh... Bingo Martin with that kid Scott Brown. Yeah. And I got a F.B.I. that-that airs this Sunday. You, um... You always play the bad guy on these shows? - Y-yeah. Mm-hm. - Yeah. So, and they have a fight scene at the end of them? Well, not... Not... Not Land of the Giants or F.B.I., - but the rest, yeah. Yeah. - And you lose in the fight? [CHUCKLES] Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm the heavy. Oh, that's an old trick pulled by the networks. Now, you take Bingo Martin, for example. - Mm-hm. - Right? So you got a new guy like Scott Brown. You wanna build up his bona fides, right? So you hire a guy from a canceled show - to play the heavy. - Hmm. Then at the end of the show, when they fight, it's hero besting heavy. But what the audience sees is Bingo Martin whipping Jake Cahill's ass. - Uh-huh. - You see? Then next week, it's Ron Ely. And next week, it's Bob Conrad, wearing his tight pants, kicking your ass. - Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] Now, in another couple of years, playing punching bag to every swinging dick new to the network, that's gonna have a psychological effect on how the audience perceives you. Right. So, Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? [CHUCKLING] The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? Ping. Pow. Choom. Zoom. [CHUCKLES] Down goes you. Down goes your career as a leading man.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
1m56s
- Oh. Whoa. - Oh, shit. - Hey. - I'm sorry about that. Sorry about that. Here. Put these on. Don't cry in front of the Mexicans. - Son of a bitch. - What's got you so upset, man? Well, if coming face-to-face with the failure that is your career ain't worth crying about, then I don't know what the fuck is. Right. That guy in there turn you down? No. He wants to help me get into Italian movies. - [SNIFFLES] - Then what's the problem? I gotta do Italian goddamn movies! - That's the fucking problem! - Come on. Fucking bullshit! It doesn't matter whether I cry in public. Nobody remembers who the fuck I am anyway, huh? REPORTER: ...at the Hall of Justice here. The defense will try to prove the killing of Kennedy - was the product of a sick mind. - Fuck! - Thank you. Hey, let's go. - Take me home, Cliff. Come on, take me home. REPORTER: ...as early as next Wednesday. More than 1000 Communists dead are reported in new, large-scale fighting in South Vietnam. U.S. losses are said to be... WOMAN: That's swell, man. Fucking hippie motherfuckers. REPORTER: ...and bases with rockets and mortar fire. As President Nixon was flying to Europe, he received details of that fighting by radio. WOMEN: ♪ Always is always forever ♪ ♪ As long as one is one ♪ ♪ Inside yourself For your father ♪ ♪ All is one, all is one All is one ♪ ♪ It's time we put Our love behind you ♪ ♪ The illusion Has been just a dream ♪ ♪ The Valley of Death And I'll find you ♪ ♪ Now is when On a sunshine beam ♪ Hot dog buns! [ALL CHEERING] ♪ For sure They shall surely see ♪ ♪ No clothing, no tears No hunger ♪ ♪ You shall see, you shall see You shall see ♪ ♪ Always is always forever ♪ ♪ As long as one is one ♪ ♪ Inside yourself For your father ♪ ♪ All is one, all is one All is one ♪
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
55.9s
Five years of ascent. Pfft. Ten years of-of-of treading water. And now a race to the bottom. Heh. Look, I never had much of a career to speak of, so I can't say I really know how you feel. What are you talking about? You're my stunt double. Come on, now. Shit. Rick, I'm your driver, man. I'm-I'm your gofer. I'm not complaining, man. I like driving you around. I like doing shit around the house and house-sitting in the Hollywood Hills when you're gone. But I haven't been a full-time stuntman for a while now, and from where I'm standing, going to Rome to star in movies does not sound like the fate worse than death that you seem to think it is. Come on, now. You ever seen an-an Italian Western, huh? They're awful. It's a fucking farce. Yeah, how many you seen? One? Two? I've seen enough, all right? Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns. [INTRODUCTION TO SONG]
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
48.1s
Anybody order fried sauerkraut? [ALL SCREAMING] Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha-ha-ha! That's you operating the flamethrower, isn't it? Oh, you bet your sweet ass it was. Yeah. - It was you? - Yeah. And let me tell you, that-that's one shit-fuck crazy weapon y-y-you do not wanna be on the wrong side of. Boy, oh, boy. You know, I practiced with that dragon, uh, three hours a day for two weeks. Not just because I wanted to look good in the picture, but because I was... I was shit-scared of the thing, to be honest.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
28.3s
Mike fucking Lewis! Crisping them Nazis to hell! Oh, shit, that's... All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat? - Rick, it's a flamethrower. - Yeah. So I came to the office early today, and I watched two episodes of Bounty Law on 16 mm. Jody Janice, wanted for cattle rustling in the state of Wyoming, $425 dead or alive.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood