BORAT: Wawaweewa! You the Forrest the Gumps! -Hi. -Please, uh, make autograph? Sure. (Borat coughing) -How do you spell your name? -Uh, B... PENCE: We have 15 cases of coronavirus. We’re ready. We’re ready for anything. Why, uh, you wear mask? ’Cause of the virus that’s going around. JERRY: It’s gone worldwide. It’s all around the world. (Borat coughing) JIM: It’s in the air. It’s everywhere. (clears throat) And then you get sick. (coughs) I’m good. BORAT: "Stupid foreign reporter." MAN: You will die.
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Jangshemash! Kazakhstan now feminist nation. Like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.
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-(song ends) -(laughter) ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ ("Gonna Make You Sweat" by Little Big playing)
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BOTH: Chenquieh. ("Just the Two of Us" by Fanfare Ciocarlia playing) You were amazing!
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♪ Just the two of us ♪ ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ ♪ Just the two of us, you and I ♪ (group vocalizing)
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Our fatality rate plummet to 92%.
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We’re not going to kill you.
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Kazakhstan now center of COVID-safe fashion. We invent the maskini! ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? ♪ ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe? ♪ BORAT: Our people are kept healthy with daily hygienic temperature checks.
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What is that magical calculator? It’s called a phone.
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Listen, don’t-don’t be afraid of me. But please don’t eat me alive. Uh, do I look like I eat people? -Uh... -I’m a old, good woman. Yes. -Look at me. I’m Jewish. -Yeah. Do I have a long nose? -Look at me. -No. You can touch my nose. -What? -Look at me. You see? Is it long? -No, it’s a small one. -Exactly like yours. Look at Doris. Does she have a long nose? BORAT: A little bit bigger than yours. So we are normal, exactly like you. Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me. I have-- I am very depress. Can I give you a hug?
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One anti-semitic chocolate cake, also three... ...Fleshlights. Stop.
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They’re gonna take two cows, and they’re gonna tie them to his-- tie ropes to his legs. And they’re gonna give them turnips, and they’re gonna pull him apart by his legs. That’s how they’re gonna kill him.
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Uh, in the panty-house. Uh, ooh. So, probably in a rough estimate, how many lives President Trump saved? I’d say he’s saved a million lives. There would’ve been a million more had he, had he waited -that month, the way the Democrats would’ve done. -Yeah. Uh, but he acted swiftly, he acted before anybod-- in fact, even his own, even his own advisors... -some of them advised him not to do it. -Really? -Yeah. -(coughs) I’m good. Oh, here, a little bit does some good? -Here you go. (chuckles) -Yeah. It’s always good. Never been in front of the camera. I’ve always been behind of the camera, but today, something with this... Uh, I think you’re gonna look pretty good. -(chuckles) -(chuckling): We will see. Yeah, you’re gonna look pretty good. -But it’s because of you. -Well, thank you. I really feel like Melania right now. Well, you’re doing very well. So I think you’re gonna look pretty... Sorry to interrupt, Mayor. Um, sound problem. I think we cancel interview. Mm-hmm? -Uh, I don’t think we need, uh... because... -Yeah. -I-I already checked... -I’ll just check your mic. GIULIANI: Okay. -Is that better? -Yeah, that’s b-better. Let me just listen in for a minute. Yeah. Is she asking too many questions? No, she’s doing great. She’d make a very nagging wife.
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I want to hear your story, my dear. This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew. I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey as a gift to Michael Pence. And I’m sure you’ve figured out what happen next. My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate, and yes, you got it, she’d eaten the monkey. Although I believe he probably eat himself. There are bad stories out there. Listen, you want to hear my story, -when I was a little child? -Yes, what is your story? I was in the Holocaust. You see me? I was in the Holocaust. -The Holocaust? You were in the... -Yeah. -I was... -But the Hol-- the Holocaust never happen. But I saw it with my own eyes.