Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying. It is the stench of ones and zeroes and electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China. But these "YOLO terrorists" will not be tolerated. Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law. That's right. Each student will be required to turn in their phones to teachers and retrieve at the end of the day until we have gotten to the bottom of this. No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks? There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr, - no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it. ...no Grindr, no WhatsApp, no Instagram, no Pinterest, no wiki anything.
The DUFF
15.8s
What's up, narc? Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF, I was now the least-liked person in it. - Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny, and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy. These are useless. It could not have gotten worse.
The DUFF
15.4s
Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors. - Oh, that is awful. - Whatever. Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess. - I love your eyes. They're so... - Just make that go away. - Toby... - Casey, shut the site down now. Okay, fine.
The DUFF
4.4s
Not likely. Don't we just look so cute together?
The DUFF
2.8s
I want you to walk over and get his phone number.
The DUFF
1.2s
What's that buzzing I hear?
The DUFF
2.4s
Mine is this way, though.
The DUFF
10.6s
- Wes. - Hey. - What the hell? - You embarrassed? - Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in? - Wes? - Whoa, Bianca, what the hell is this? Ah, kind of looks like a penis, only smaller.
The DUFF
2s
Yeah, it is.
The DUFF
29.4s
Yeah, on second thought, I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt. - Wait for it. - Bianca, don't do it. - Huh? - B. Says it on there. - No. - Mm-mm. - And, you know, maybe... - No. - ...I'll round it outwith old trusty... - Not the flannel. - Nice muted tones. - No. That is not a good look. This is a good look. And that's my mom. Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.
The DUFF
12.7s
B, it's a party. You should wear something cute. Here. Lots of options for you. How about this? Pretty. - What the hell is this, underwear? - No, it's a camisole.
The DUFF
7.1s
Wesley and Madison were known around school as "the Relationship Strobe Light." On again, off again, a thousand times.
The DUFF
7.3s
No? Not for you? Okay. Um... Ooh. How about this? It's a little darker, kind of sexy. Hmm?
The DUFF
3.8s
That's a healthy thing you've got going. Later, B.
The DUFF
1.5s
Maybe I'll, you know...
The DUFF
2.6s
I know you miss me.
The DUFF
18s
- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life. Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life if you were the only man left on the planet. Aw. Sticks and stones, B. Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs. - No, no. - Touch them. - No, no one wants that. - Graze them. Hey, there you are.
The DUFF
11.6s
Really? With this? Does she have to film everything? Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous. My life is an audition for reality TV. So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
