Duration: 46.6s

Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying. It is the stench of ones and zeroes and electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China. But these "YOLO terrorists" will not be tolerated. Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law. That's right. Each student will be required to turn in their phones to teachers and retrieve at the end of the day until we have gotten to the bottom of this. No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks? There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr, - no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it. ...no Grindr, no WhatsApp, no Instagram, no Pinterest, no wiki anything.