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You know, this reminds me of when Pete and his degenerate friends stole a pizza truck. - She's good. She's good. - Oh, God. Are you two gonna stand there all night, or are we gonna try to get these kids to bed at a decent hour? You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this? - We were doing fine. - You said that we were in a rut. Maybe we were spoiled and didn't appreciate the rut. The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy. Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear. - What? - You pushed us into some next-level shit! Look, we can't start turning on each other here. If we just stay calm and we work together, we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!
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Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything, but yes, that's basically how we feel. That's how your children feel every day of their lives. When you took this on, you felt good about yourself because you knew that it mattered, right? Well, guess what. Things that matter are hard. Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing. Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got. So your job is to keep them safe, whether they want you to or not. Wow. He's got it too. ...much. That was incredible. Thank you. - I'm so sorry that I blew up at you. - I'm sorry I slapped you! - I know! That was crazy! - I know. I apologize. It was good. I needed it. I haven't been slapped for a long time. It was a bit aggressive. It was a little bit out of line. Well, you were, honey. You were. All right, honey, we gotta go. - We gotta get going. - Take care. Thank you. You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay! Bye! Bye! Thank you! Bye. Let's get in the house right away, really quick.
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Hey, what's the matter? Nothing. I was just thinking about what you said about adopting a five-year-old. - I said that? - Yeah. - I was totally... I was joking. - I know. It's kind of crazy. But it just got me thinking. And there's so many kids in foster care. And they're moving from place to place, and they don't have anybody, and it's like the saddest thing I've ever seen. I found this adoption agency. They're having an orientation next week. No, don't show me that. I don't want to see those little faces. You trying to break my heart? I just got home from work. Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special. These are the kind of people who volunteer when it's not even a holiday. We don't even volunteer on a holiday. What if there was, like, a disaster? - What, like a dirty bomb? - Whatever. And there's a little kid who ends up on our doorstep. Are we gonna turn her away because we're not special enough? That would depend. There's a lot of factors that go into it. I mean, our food rations, the blast radius.
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