Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta. You want me to reheat it for you?
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- Good night, buddy. - Good night.
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All right, October, that leaves you. Well, I have gotten a placement. - Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball. But he is 5'2." And white, with red hair. Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now. Why do I always have to go last?
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Man, I didn't even touch that girl.
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Get some sleep, kids. After you fix that god-awful statement. Wow.
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For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there. You're good parents, looking out for your kids. - If I'd had a chance to do the same... - The kids! Oh, my God! - Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! - Guys!
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But I do love you both.
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It's so clean and quiet in here.
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I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey. Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay? Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie. All right, look at me. Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?
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Hey! Hey, you! Excuse me. I'm talking to you. - How old are you, Jump Street? - Why you want to know? - Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. - He's 22! - He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what? So this won't be child abuse. Pete!
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Speaking of court, um, I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge. It was all true. It was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings. Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it. Yeah.
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- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile. Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender. Pedophile. You're arresting us? The guy was sending pictures of his knob to a minor. - Why are you arresting us? - Really good. Good work, guys.
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Hey. Hey, baby.
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I said that, Your Honor, but again, I thought it was the person who sent her the... Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home by way of a bedroom window? - It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you. And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids? - She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that. That was in the heat of an argument. - Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you. - We actually wrote a new one. - Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your... Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. I can read it very fast. "Lizzy once asked us why we took them in. And at the time, we couldn't answer her." - Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer? No. Sit. This hearing is not about you. Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough, so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.
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You know that we love you, right? No. But that's not you, it's me. I thought I just covered all that.
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It's okay, buddy. That's okay, buddy.
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Lita, come on, get your stuff. Bye, Meatball.
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Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man. I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! Would not-her-parents do this? Sh... Miss Peppers! Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here? This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. - You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police? Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
