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She's got a knife. - It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife. Just put the knife down, honey. Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay? You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it? - Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine! Lita.

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Wait, wh-what's that noise? Why is she growling? That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that.

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Hey, next time...

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- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved. Lizzy gave you the look and you caved. Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy. - I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry. But look how much fun everybody's having. And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy. Hey! Did you have fun? You don't have to go on the kiddie rides. I love the big rides. You want to go on the... - Hey, Lizzy! - Hey, what's up? - Good to see you! - Good to see you too!

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You know, honey, when I had... times like this, I had to search myself and remember... why I became a mother in the first place. And that was helpful.

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- And what about preserving our family? - Yeah. Nothing has been decided yet.

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All right, October, that leaves you. Well, I have gotten a placement. - Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball. But he is 5'2." And white, with red hair. Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now. Why do I always have to go last?

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Get some sleep, kids. After you fix that god-awful statement. Wow.

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This is the opposite of a support group.

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It's so clean and quiet in here.

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Hey. Hey, baby.

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I know.

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Me too.

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Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man. I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! Would not-her-parents do this? Sh... Miss Peppers! Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here? This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. - You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police? Absolutely! Miss Peppers!

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Hey! Hey, you! Excuse me. I'm talking to you. - How old are you, Jump Street? - Why you want to know? - Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. - He's 22! - He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what? So this won't be child abuse. Pete!

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He's on a Zamboni. Come on!

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The janitor? The adult-ass janitor? - Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor. - Hey, I'm so sorry about this. - Ellie, come on! Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that. - Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it! - Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie! I think we're gonna be late for school. Ellie.

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I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey. Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay? Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie. All right, look at me. Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?

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She's got a knife. - It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife. Just put the knife down, honey. Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay? You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it? - Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine! Lita.

Wait, wh-what's that noise? Why is she growling? That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that.

Hey, next time...

You know, honey, when I had... times like this, I had to search myself and remember... why I became a mother in the first place. And that was helpful.

- And what about preserving our family? - Yeah. Nothing has been decided yet.

All right, October, that leaves you. Well, I have gotten a placement. - Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball. But he is 5'2." And white, with red hair. Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now. Why do I always have to go last?

Get some sleep, kids. After you fix that god-awful statement. Wow.

This is the opposite of a support group.

It's so clean and quiet in here.

Hey. Hey, baby.

I know.

Me too.

Hey! Hey, you! Excuse me. I'm talking to you. - How old are you, Jump Street? - Why you want to know? - Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. - He's 22! - He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what? So this won't be child abuse. Pete!

He's on a Zamboni. Come on!

I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey. Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay? Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie. All right, look at me. Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?