You're Nigerian. My dad, um... He... He went back to Nigeria before I was born. Sorry to hear that. I know what it's like to grow up without a father. That's why I spend a lot of time and a lot of money with the Boys Club. Those, um... Those kids...
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That's your room right there. After that, they all hit it off. Though he never used that word in front of them again. The mission at band camp was to give kids from different backgrounds... a chance to exchange music and experiences unique to their cultures. W-W-Wait. Okay, so you're saying white girls will suck dick... yet still claim they're virgins? Yeah, man. I'm serious. Really? Dude, check it. I've been getting head since I was, like, 12, all right? I've been hitting hos in the ass since I was, like, 14. It's true, man. These chicks will let you fill any hole, except the pussy, with a dick, no problem.
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The incident took place today at Seven Bucks Coffee... Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or "Molly." Tannehill James was a witness to this bizarre scene. So, I'm here at the Seven Bucks, drinking my vanilla chai latte... and eating me some pound cake. 'Cause you know niggas don't eat scones, right? When all of a sudden this crazy little naked ho comes up... and she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there. I swear to God. Pissed right there for a long time. So, now, you tell me how am I supposed to eat my pound cake... after witnessing something like that? Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News. Up next, a fight over lunch turns deadly in Inglewood. Did he actually say, "I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs"? Or just you? What? Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly. He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers. Niggas don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg. Jib, that's not the fucking point! Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man. Speak for yourself, Jib. Yes. I am a bitch-ass nigga. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit. Who are you trying to impress, Diggy? We're talking about Molly, Jib, not fucking heroin. All we gotta do is find the white people. - Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza. - Yeah, yeah. We can backpack and hitchhike and sing Mumford and Sons songs and all that faux fucking shit. Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work. Yeah, yeah. Why stop there, you know? Why not hit Bonnaroo also? Bitcoins.
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So let's do this. Let's reschedule this interview... for a few weeks from now. Give it a little time. Go out there. Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility... to the appropriate consumers... so that the suppliers of this product... can be whole. Metaphorically speaking, of course. If you're able to do this, it shows me more about you... than any interview ever could. And I would then make it my business... to make you a man of Harvard. I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did. I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous... and that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment... just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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As crazy as it seems, I-I think that someone is you. This Dom person... What did he say that, uh, I should have to do with this, uh, delivery? I don't know. I just know that he told me to deliver it to A.J., so... And why did you do it? - I didn't have a choice. - Oh, come on, Malcolm. Come on. You always have a choice. You could have done a lot of things with that package. You're a smart kid. I'm sure you thought about all of them. But you chose to make the delivery for this Dom person... because you thought it was, what, in your best interest?
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So, you should take responsibility... for the choice that you've made. Now, you know I'm not the person or persons... for whom this delivery was intended. Something happened along the way. It's like, uh, Amazon. If you order a Rick Ross or Macklemore CD... I would not order a Macklemore CD. That wouldn't happen. All right. Who, then? Casey Veggies. Casey Veggies? That's... That's an artist?
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Here. Here? Yeah. Here. Are you fuckin' retarded? No. It's actually genius, bro. We have a science lab. We want to enter the Google Science Fair. All we need you to do is open up the science labs, and we can do everything else.
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Not too much older than you. So you know Dominique? Excuse me? You... You probably know him as Dom. No. Sorry. Why do you ask? Dom gave me something... to deliver to someone.
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Don't lose that shit, okay? We have a computer lab which nobody ever uses.
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Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
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Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
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So, where we setting up shop?
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Yo, yo, yo. It's cool. It's cool. Let 'em in. Look, I ca... I can't let you do that. These kids are underage and I cannot lose my license tonight. Not tonight. I don't mind having this discussion with you. I actually enjoy the thoughtful exchange of ideas. And you do bring up a valid point. Know what I'm sayin'? But see, you put me in a bit of a spot, nigga. 'Cause I can't have you back-talkin' me in front of my niggas... without at least fuckin' your ass up. You feel me? You don't have to do that. I kinda do though. I don't want to. It's my birthday and shit. But there's principles to this shit, and I'm a principled man. - They in, Dom. It's all good. - I know they got in. That's my point. But I got this nigga telling me what he can't let me do and shit. Like I give a fuck. Man, if I let this shit slide, we got what they call a slippery slope. You know what a slippery slope is, nigga? No. I don't... I don't know what a slippery... Anyone? Do it got anything to do with skiing? Nigga, sit your ass down, man. I know using your brain is a challenge and shit. You use skis on a slope... You might fuck around, give yourself a concussion. It's a small event that leads to a chain reaction of events... with unintended consequences... that were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.