Okay, so what is so important that you needed to come and interrupt church? I don't really get why you're so mad at me right now. Because you don't respect me. This is all just a big joke to you. You know what? You're right, because this is just another phase for you. Just like your little stint on yearbook. You stuck with that for, what, two weeks before you got bored with it? Why is it so hard for you to believe that I wanna (ON PA) wait until marriage? NATHAN ON PA. Because you slept with Doug Wheeler and Scott Thompson on the same night. DANA: That doesn't count: I was drunk. (WHISPERING) Is that Dana? As soon as you get bored with this whole pledge thing, you're just gonna jump right back in the saddle again. And when you get to college, don't even tell me that you won't be experimenting with the standard lesbian hookups, having three-ways, trying anal. (ALL GASPING) - Yeah. - Yeah. That's what I'm talking... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Fine: Just relax. - Do something! - PRIEST: Faith is: : . - She's your daughter. - Go! PRIEST: Faith is the rock-solid: : . DANA: You don't think I'm committed to this? My parents waited until marriage. NATHAN: (LAUGHS) My dad went to high school with your mom. He said she blew the whole football team and had to have her stomach pumped. (ALL GASPING) DANA: Don't be gross, okay?
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- I'll be right back, okay? - (WHISPERING) Okay. PRIEST ON PA: What is faith? When you flip the light switch in your kitchen, you know that the light will turn on. Some might call that faith, but I tell you, that is not the real faith.
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Plus, your dad was a Beta. Those guys are notorious poon slayers.
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Well, you weren't answering any of my texts. (SHUSHING)
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Did you really think that this is the best time to discuss this?
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- Madeleine? - It's my mom. I'm...I have a note.
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But they're so small.
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(LAUGHS)
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Slower. Tickle the bunny. Yes, yes. Oh, God, the man in the boat is out. Paddle, paddle, do the alphabet. Swirl. Back to the bunny. That's it. Okay. Now, more to the left.
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I think that is quite enough pictures of the cheerleaders. How about we get some of the game?
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- You go talk to her. - I'm not trying it out on Ashley. Why don't you go talk to her, 'cause you're the one who likes her?
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- Jesus. Dude. - Oh, God! What, do you need an audience? No, no. Wait, guys. I think she's dead!
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I don't know, Rob. I still feel like it's best if I just get it over with.
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(RINGING)
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Hey, doggy style. I told you, you snooze, you lose. So unless you want mop-up duty, close the door, pervert. (STIFLER GIGGLES)
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- Did you buy something for yourself? - No! Because it's a very normal area of exploration. My book says that most fetishes are not homosexual in nature, and, well, you know, boys, they tend to... Yes, Mom, that's it. You figured it out. I love wearing women's underwear. Thongs, G-strings, a little teddy now and then. It's so soft and silky smooth. The frillier the better. Sexy. Oh, God! Come on. Gotcha. (HUMMING)
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What did you wanna talk about? Well, I just got my credit card statement and... And here on your card there's a charge here for a lingerie store.