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Okay, so what is so important that you needed to come and interrupt church? I don't really get why you're so mad at me right now. Because you don't respect me. This is all just a big joke to you. You know what? You're right, because this is just another phase for you. Just like your little stint on yearbook. You stuck with that for, what, two weeks before you got bored with it? Why is it so hard for you to believe that I wanna (ON PA) wait until marriage? NATHAN ON PA. Because you slept with Doug Wheeler and Scott Thompson on the same night. DANA: That doesn't count: I was drunk. (WHISPERING) Is that Dana? As soon as you get bored with this whole pledge thing, you're just gonna jump right back in the saddle again. And when you get to college, don't even tell me that you won't be experimenting with the standard lesbian hookups, having three-ways, trying anal. (ALL GASPING) - Yeah. - Yeah. That's what I'm talking... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Fine: Just relax. - Do something! - PRIEST: Faith is: : . - She's your daughter. - Go! PRIEST: Faith is the rock-solid: : . DANA: You don't think I'm committed to this? My parents waited until marriage. NATHAN: (LAUGHS) My dad went to high school with your mom. He said she blew the whole football team and had to have her stomach pumped. (ALL GASPING) DANA: Don't be gross, okay?