Oh, let me guess. - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour. An obsession with feel-good diva pop. Diva pop. Yes, that's her. She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. And you know what? I don't want her to. Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real. Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
Free Guy
8.9s
Thank you for making this with such love. You're welcome. Officer Johnny! Have a good one, Guy. Don't have a good day, have a great day!
Free Guy
1.2s
So?
Free Guy
1.7s
Cappuccino.
Free Guy
1.4s
- Okay? - Guy.
Free Guy
4.5s
No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? You mean the portal gun?
Free Guy
45.7s
What's the other thing? Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. - She's not kidding. - I'm not. How about you? - Code. - Code? - Code. - Code, yeah. There we go. 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. - He's not kidding. - I'm not. Now, I've gotta ask. There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. - Has this evolved into more than-- - No. - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. - We're like best friends. - Friendship. And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, one of the biggest publishers in the world. - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
Free Guy
4.9s
Holy hell, what just happened? What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
Free Guy
1.3s
Nope!
Free Guy
1.2s
Oh.
Free Guy
47.9s
I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.
Free Guy
49.3s
Good morning, Goldie. Good morning, Goldie. Good fucking morning, Goldie. I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? I don't know, but he's good. Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy. "This colourful character in the video game Free City "has been turning heads by being the good guy." - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? You're absolutely right. Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Free Guy
28.7s
Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy. Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go. Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. Okay.
Free Guy
15.8s
Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. But Millie's got a real instinct for these things. Antwan is a genius. He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. So we're breaking and entering now?
Free Guy
3s
There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!